sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

Title:Hi, Uncle Jensen.
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insane-witch-21847:

«Hi, Uncle Jensen.» VanCon 2014

I could listen to it forever.

fuck-kirk:

Sam And Dean promised Adam an hour in The Pit. But we’re all pretty sure it’s been longer than and hour and they forgot.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

fluffywhitechicken:

sexpigeon:

You have discovered a massless particle: the springle.

You walk into the store. You are hungry. You walk to the bakery section. The cookies are edible. You are far to cheap to buy real food. You take a sugar cookie. Springle stares back at you. You are confused. The line behind you grows but you stand there, shaking. You attempt to ask for the rainbow springle, but you can’t.Your world is not normal. People behind you grumble. You cannot buy the springle. Your mind has become the void. A void of springles and rainbows. You stand there hungry and weak. Hungry for the springle.

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

nothingidputbeforeyou:

Is it Supernatural or the beginning of the best porn ever? You decide.

{open rp: text to: significant other}

davieandrowan:

She frowns. “If you two are keeping secrets from me again..” She trails off. “Go. This one’s going to be hungry soon.” 

"It’s not a secret, it’s just not my place to tell you," he shrugged. "All right, this is me, heading out. See ya, sweetie. Gimme kiss?"

"Alright, but I want to know." She smiles slightly and leans up and kisses him. "Call me if you run into any trouble. "

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:
"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
"It’s not fair!"
"I could kill you right now!"
"Knock it off!"
"Screw you!"
"You’re a complete moron!"
"I love this song!"
"Bring that here!"
"I hate you!"
"I’m pissed off!"
"Make me!"
"I wish you’d never been born!"
"I bought ice cream!"
"Kiss my ass!"
"Shut up!"
"I can’t do it anymore!"
"Take me home!"
"Just kiss me already!
"I can't be in love with you!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Piss off!"
"I wish things were that simple!"
"I love you!"
"Jump off a bridge!"
"You’re so hot!"
what I say: nice shirt
what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM
Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

hyenaharlequin:

image

fdtdseries:

horchata or nada

deanplease:

samwillsavedean:

thewincestpope:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

castielsconvictions:

thewincestpope:

Oh Jared… [x]

also I really wish I could see the rest of what he wrote below…I am guessing it says “This is un fucking believable” or something…

Can we just appreciate the absolute gem that is Jared Padalecki?
I know “actors are people too” but I just really love watching him get pissed about shit I get pissed about.

I feel like that’s exactly the thing. It seems like Jared uses Twitter like he’s chatting with a million of his personal friends, so he complains and says stuff like any of us would on our blogs. I bitch about my life on here, I say things that are mock offensive, I air my controversial opinions, I chatter… cause I feel like you guys get me. Which is why I feel like people should calm down when they call Jared a baby or a jerk, cause he’s just acting like we’re his friends.

I love that he’s real with fans. He’s not trying to be liked and doesn’t constantly worry about his “image.” He’s not fake.

Title:Officer
Artist:This Is Very Sexual
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wrenseroticlibrary:

Dean really likes getting arrested.

Warnings: This is consensual roleplay of a nonconsensual situation.

THIS IS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT.  I suggest headphones.

The script for this was written by threat!anon, not me, and you can read it here!

No one underage was involved in this audio recording.  All voice acting was done by me, and I am over eighteen.

Title:Outtakes 1
Artist:This is Slightly Sexual
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wrenseroticlibrary:

Outtakes — 1

As requested, I’ve kept a few outtakes from my most recent porn audio and edited them together for your enjoyment.  If people like this, I may make another when I do my next audio.  The background song is TNT by ACDC.

This is… a wee bit sexual?  It’s outtakes of sex moans followed by a lot of irritated cursing.  You probably want headphones.

I’m over eighteen, this is legal, yadda yadda.